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    Funny SMS/ Mazahiya SMS / Jokes

    Please post all the funny sms, jokes, skits, mazahiya sms collection you have under this thread by click the reply button.

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    "ALL IS WELL". Its my "ZOOBI DOOBI" message fro my IDIOT FRIENDS to whom I can say "JAANAY NAHIN DAIN GAY TUJHAY" because I need you to "GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE AND GIVE ME SOME RAIN". I pray tum "UDTI PATANG" ki tarha alway mast raho and Hope that I never have to say "KAHAN GAYA USAY DHUNDO"

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    Story of Newton's Laws

    A cow was walking

    Newton stopped it...

    It stopped.

    He found his first law "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE UNLESS ITS STOPPED"

    He gave a force by kicking the cow...

    it gave a sound "MA!"

    he then formulated the 2nd law "F= MA"

    After sometime the cow gave a kick to Newton,

    Then he formulated the 3rd Law...

    "EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION"

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    A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...

    The door ion the 14th floor opens...

    They saw a guy running towards them.

    But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...

    School girl: Why did you do so?

    (Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.

    The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...


    "LIKE THIS???"

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    Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr dia us ne,
    Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr dia us ne!

    Pehly hansta tha main monh khol k,
    Ab to Aagy wala hi daant torr dia us ne!

    Us ne sargoshi ka kaha mai betaab ho gya,
    Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

    Sardian aain to laya malty mehbub k liye,
    Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor dia us ne!

    Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us ne zalim,
    Milny ghr gya to pechay kutta chor dia us ne:-)

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    Wife:Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gy?
    Husband:Nhe

    Wife: Aur Taravi Prhogay?
    Husband:Mushkil Hy

    Wife: Aur Aftari Kro gy?
    Husband: Zahir hai.
    Kia bilkul he kafir hojaon?

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    She is kidding

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    this Question was asked from
    Meera 2 translate it in urdu
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    Meera Answers


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    Wo Bachay de rahi hai :-D :-P

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    Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,

    Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,

    Wah,Wah.


    Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

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    No visits
    No calls
    No sms's
    No letters
    No missied calls
    I'm very worried....


    R U in jail again????

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    Urgent 3 units of blood needed...

    Since ur blood-group will be perfectly matching...

    Please contact the Blue-Cross immediately...

    Use this opportunity


    To save a monkey's life...

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